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goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:


shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.


Calm down there, Satan.


reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

(Source: ifuckeditupagain)

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

(Source: cute-overload)

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ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

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that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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